iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
dog trying to save fishes
This is so cute/sad, he just gives a look like “why aren’t you helping, human?”
Give her forehead kisses tight hugs and don’t forget to grab that ass
i’m a bad bitch with social anxiety ok??
Its 3am I am awake and in dire need of a bagel